June 2008
Aries
This month you will find yourself going crazy with spring cleaning, tidying things, cleaning out cupboards, donating old clothes. There’s more to this than meets the eye. It’s a metaphor. You’re cleaning out your life. Isn’t it a relief? Be especially ruthless with the clothes – you have too many things you wear on “I feel ugly” days. You need more “I feel fabulous” clothes. Romance. Okay, so don’t throw everything out. Your partner isn’t like your old tax receipts. Give them another chance.
Taurus
Mercury is in retrograde this month so the world will be turned upside down. The crazy will seem normal and the ordinary, insane. You’re going to have a wonderful time, unless you decide it’s all too much and stay in bed. Don’t do that. Get out of bed. Enjoy. Your best friend will be right there with you to help you along. Romance. You have been looking for love in all the right places. This month, try looking in all the wrong places and see what happens. Love is just around the corner for you.
Gemini
This month the colour pink is going to have a huge influence on your life. Hot pink, pale pink, candy pink with white stripes. Everywhere you look, it’s going to be pink, pink, pink. You may feel like dying your hair pink. I say, do it. For some reason, the universe’s message to you is coated in this colour. What that message is is up to you to work out. But it’s an important one, so listen carefully when it comes. Romance. This month is more likely to be about sex than romance. The pink theme kinda gives that away.
Cancer
You’ve been travelling under a huge cloud of good luck recently and that is only set to continue. You have to work at being brave but keep making the courageous decisions. It’s paid off so far and it will keep on paying off. This good luck is long overdue in your life and may seem hard to deal with at first but keep going. You’re doing just fine. Romance. A false start had you fooled for a while there but you’re back on track. New possibilities are much more promising and much better for you.
Leo
The Sun is playing havoc with your ego this month. You really need to try to see things from other people’s point of view. Okay, sure, they’re not as smart as you are and of course they’re completely wrong, but try listening to them anyway. You’ll be amazed how much further you get when people think you’ve taken them into consideration. Listen, and then go right ahead and do what you want to. Of course. Romance. You know, here you might actually want to take any potential partner’s point of view a bit more seriously.
Virgo
Jupiter is rising in your sign this month and that means you’re set to take the lead on practically anything you do. You may find yourself with too much on your plate as a result. Don’t be afraid to offload some of your responsibilities – you aren’t responsible for making the world go around. If some things don’t get done, it won’t cause Armageddon. Well, it might, but that’s not your concern. Romance. Better luck next month. Actually, maybe you shouldn’t offload any responsibilities, you may need the distraction.
Libra
You’re thinking about standing up to someone who’s been giving you grief for a while. Now’s a good month to take your courage in both hands and do it. The most frightening moment is right before you take the step. Once you’ve taken it you’ll feel a great weight lift off your shoulders. You have been bending over backwards to accommodate people. You need to stop doing that for your own sanity. Romance. A surprise meeting is going to bring happy results for you. You deserve to get lucky in this area.
Scorpio
Darlink, you’re looking fabulous this month, just fabulous! Is that a new hairdo? No? Well, something’s changed. All the personal development work you’ve been doing is paying off nicely and people around you can see big changes in you. You may not realise yourself how much you’ve come along. Congratulations. Romance. The new you can’t help but have a new relationship. Either your current one is going to experience big changes… or you’re going to have a new one altogether. Didn’t expect that, did you?
Sagittarius
It’s not that I’m against partying all night and taking too many drugs, it’s just that I think you can overdo it. You may be in danger of overdoing it. If you’re reading this and thinking “Hey, I don’t do drugs!” alcohol is a drug. So is the weed. So is nicotine. All these things serve to cut us off from reality when reality sucks. So, does reality suck? Better to face it full on than keep running away. What you resist, persists. Romance. You’ll have a better chance of keeping your relationship healthy if you’re living in the now.
Capricorn
Work is engaging a lot of your attention at the moment. It’s possible that other things in your life are crying out for a bit of attention. Are you exercising? Are you eating right? Are you seeing enough of your friends? Using your free time for your own leisure? Or are you reading this thinking, “I don’t have time for this!” You have to make time for the things in your life that are not urgent, but important. Romance. Try to remember what attracted you to your partner in the first place. You are in danger of losing something good.
Aquarius
Mercury is very active in your sign this month. A message will come to you from an unexpected quarter. It’s important you listen carefully because you need to be doing more listening and less telling people what’s good for them right now. This message will have seismic consequences for you if you are courageous enough to hear it and act on it. Romance. Your love life has had its ups and downs but that should all calm down this month and you’ll be back to normal. Enjoy the period of calm. Another storm is on the way.
Pisces
An old family argument will erupt again this month. Gosh, will this never go away? Answer: no. It won’t. They never do, these old family arguments. It’ll still be affecting family relationships decades from now. There’s nothing you can do about it other than know that being an orphan would be worse. Yeah, hard to believe I know, but true. Romance. Well this all seems to be going splendidly. You probably should keep an eye on your communication skills. We none of us know how our words affect other people. Other than that – it’s all systems go. Enjoy.