April 2008
Aries
A month full of challenges lies ahead for you. Don’t be afraid to go down the road well travelled. The road less travelled is less travelled for a reason – it goes nowhere. Romance As for romance I’m afraid it’s same old, same old this month. That’s one challenge that won’t be bothering you, but don’t worry, that challenge will come and when it does you’ll be longing for the peace and quiet of this month.
Taurus
Your mother is a lunatic, granted, but she’s not always wrong. Something she says this month will be very valuable advice if you can let it past your perfectly justified prejudices. She has your best interests at heart. Romance Your relationship is not going so well right now. You may be worrying about it too much. Just let it roll along for a while and things will probably sort themselves out.
Gemini
Your strong desire to murder your boss should be resisted. You wouldn’t enjoy jail. Better to either find a new job or find some way to be productive under a manager with the management skills of a three year-old with ADHD. We’ve all been there. Romance Now this is more like it. You’ve been dreaming about someone very lovely. You should be brave here and make a move. It will be worth it.
Cancer
With a positive aspect to Jupiter in your sign, this is a good month to buy a lottery ticket. Luck is on your side this month, so don’t be afraid to take a bold step. You’ll find the universe will catch you if you fall. Romance Your relationship is on a yo-yo string. One day you’re fine, the next you’re arguing. This is a good month to do something that will let your partner know you love them.
Leo
Mercury is in powerful aspect this month. You will go on a short journey and something odd will happen on this journey. It will take you back in time (not literally, although that would be fun) to a seminal moment in your life. You should reflect on this moment. It will be a chance for you to clear away some old debris. Romance Romance could be fun this month. If a fling opportunity presents itself, take it, but only if you’re single. If you’re married, please don’t be rash.
Virgo
Money worries have been troubling you recently. Why not try to make a budget and get some control back over that aspect of your life this month? You’ll feel a lot richer if you know where your money’s going. Romance A love interest you have had may be fading. Try not to be too upset about this. If it doesn’t happen, it was never meant to be. Or it was and you’ve buggered up something great. Well, if it’s that you’d better fix it, hadn’t you.
Libra
You’re reading too much self help and not putting it into consistent practice. Just reading the books makes you feel good for a while but you have to follow up with the exercises. You can do it. Just do it. Do it now. Romance Another area where action is required over thought. It’s probably worth asking yourself what you really want. When you’re clear about that, the right person for you will be on your doorstep.
Scorpio
A negative aspect to Pluto means that a situation that has been boiling away below the surface will erupt this month. Ride this wave as best you can. It will do you a power of good to have it all out in the open. Romance Are you insane? There’s someone in your life who is no good for you at all. You are changing yourself just so they won’t leave you but leaving you is the best thing they could do for you. Be yourself and they’ll run – and you’ll be FREE.
Sagittarius
A new broom sweeps through your life this month. There’s a witch riding on it. Don’t be afraid, witches are mostly on your side. This one will rip a tornado through your life and you’ll be glad she chose to assist you. Enjoy your new perspective. Romance See last section. Your romantic life will be shaken up this month but probably in a good way. Even if it doesn’t seem so good, in the long run the right thing has happened.
Capricorn
Boring, boring boring. That’s your life right now. I fear that this month shows no change. Everything will hum along as per usual. You could try joining a cult but the stars are against even that shaking things up. The Buddha says if you can get past the boredom you’ll find Nirvana. Good luck to you. Romance Hmmm. Here the boring might be a good thing. You’ve settled down after a period of turbulence. It’s a time of consolidation for you and you should pay careful attention to your romantic life.
Aquarius
Family members will get on your nerves this month. Try to feel the love. And if all you can feel is the irritation, try not to act on it. The best you can do with them is be grateful you have them. It may not seem like it, but being a family-less orphan would be worse. Romance Well, look at you! Looking good, amigo, and feeling pretty confident. Love is either here or on its way this month and you are ready to receive. Game, set… oh no, that’s too corny even for me.
Pisces
A mildly irritating situation at work is going to get worse before it gets better. You will need to be at your diplomatic best to get through it unscathed. Try not to get involved. You may think you have the solution but you know how it is at work – the person with the solution is the first one to get fired. Romance You will have much more luck in romance than in work this month. You may need to be patient, though, before you get what you want.